No recounts . . . no weird ballot tampering ?. . . .did i say that ?. . .won't even have to see it on CNN day . . . but you do get the opportunity to have your voice heard. . . a right given to you by the forefathers of the Daily Goo. . .all of this wonderfulness occurs through the magic of our Write the Goos page. . .your link to the epicenter of the Daily Goo. . .namely. . .our PC. . .we use it for many purposes. . . today it becomes our polling place for the vote to decide the winner of the first Daily Goo Caption Contest. . .We posted a photograph on the 30th of October and asked y'all to submit a caption for it. . .(to see that photo, click on the button marked picture one on your video polling station). . .since the last day of October we've been qualifying one DG reader a day . . .of the hundreds received. . .it's come down to 8. . .we'll refer to this process as the THE PRIMARIES. . . .
Now onto the THE CANDIDATES. . .they are located under the button marked picture two on your video polling station. . .read them carefully. . .make sure you understand the ballot. . .we don't want any confusion about how the ballot was set up or how the voting process works here. . . I mean . . . this could drag out for weeks . . . and we we wouldn't want that . . . would we ?. . . .OK. . .read. . . digest . . . read again. . .choose your favorite. . .and send us your vote to us through our Write the Goos Page. . .listenin' ?. . . hope so. . .VOTE ONLY ONCE. . . here's the procedure. . . .
In the text area. . . .write the words . . .
MY CAPTION VOTE
Put the corresponding number of the caption you have chosen after those 3 words . . . send it on in to us here at the Daily. . . and. . . . we'll take votes until Monday a.m. when we announce the winner of the first Daily Goo Caption Contest. . .and . . . of course . . . prizes will be abundantly distributed to the chosen winner. . .no screwin' around. . .and. . . VOTE ONLY ONCE . . . your vote won't count otherwise. . .got it ? . . . good. . .
Happy Birthday wishes goin' out to . . . Axel Giles, Barbara Chandler, Bev Tatro, Caity Anastos-Wallen, Chelsea Welker, Craig Anderson, Dana Peterson, Daniella Garcia, Diane Glass, Kaitlyn Hyler, Kate Slater, Kelly Mckay, Liana Sutton, Melody McAllister, Renee Coleman, Romaine Hill, Rose Quintanilla, Teresa Fletchall and Lenny Forth. . ..and. . . a super Happy Anniversary to Bill and Marie Isula. . . . And. .here's a super super special happy birthday hug and kiss goin' out to GRANDMA GOO. . .Robby's Grandma's B-Day is today . . . she's become quite a star since her big MTV & VH1 appearances. . .if you'd like to wish her a Happy Birthday . . . drop her an e-mail at. . . DailyGoo@aol.com. . . .and we'll make sure she gets the messages. . .
And that's it. . .all done. . .oshimai. . .fine'. . .th th th th th th th that's all folks. . . get your vote in for the Daily Goo Caption Contest. . .it's your duty as a Daily Goo Reader. . .VOTE!. . . (deja vu'). . .remember write the words. . . MY CAPTION VOTE. .and the number of your favorite caption. . .only once. . .uh huh. . .a Daily Goo Quickie comin' your way soon. . .and. . .let's all hope this presidential race get settled. . .we've got some plannin' to do. . .see you all in the morning with a brand new Daily Goo. . .can't wait. . .just can't wait. . .
Day 2. . we're counting. . .be nice folks. . .