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  • July 13, 2000
    Hows the water where you live

    Hows the water where you live ? . . . man. . . it smells strange to me today. . .i mean. . . i dont drink the stuff from the tap. . .probably wouldnt kill me if i did . . . but id like to assume its O.K. to clean myself with it. . . i dont know . . . just smells funky this morning. . . thats all. . . . . . Welcome to day number 13 of the daily goo. . . .were glad you stopped in for a visit. . . .

    So today is July 13th. . . which suggests different things to different folk. . . ya see. . the black cat/salt over the shoulder types. . . theyre afraid to leave the house. . .not me . .nope . .i figure those people are paranoid enough to put a little more care into doing their daily routine. . .just out of genuine fear of the date itself. . .just apply the law of averages. . . were all safer because of them today. . .

    Sometimes you just connect. . . .and this one did. . . . Heres all the things you will ever need to know in a neatly organized list. . .this is an excerpt from a letter sent in by Erin Weekes of Camden SC. . . . .

    1.) A female ferret will die if she goes into heat and cannot find a mate. 2.) A ducks quack doesnt echo, no one knows why. 3.) On average, 12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents daily! 4.) American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one olive from each salad served in first class. 5.) there are no words in the dictionary that rhyme with orange, purple, and silver. 6.) The very first bomb dropped by the allies on Berlin in WW2 killed the only elephant in the Berlin zoo. 7.) Leonardo Da Vinci invented scissors. It also took him 10 years to paint Mona Lisas lips 8.) The mask used by Michael Myers in the original "Halloween" was actually a captain Kirk mask painted white. 9.) Celery has negative calories, it takes more calories to eat and digest than it has in the first place! 10.) Charlie Chaplin once took third place in a Charlie Chaplin look-alike contest. 11.) Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying!!! okay, thats enough. hope you found this amusing, hope you read it... thanks for all you do :) erin

    Thats the kind of reading that makes you well rounded. . . speaking of well rounded. . . . . Johnnys off in Washington d.c. today, hes doing an interview with Ted Kennedy for MTV. . .a corespondent of sorts. . .thatll air soon. . . .well try to let you know when. . . OK?. . . .

    Our featured picture set for today is from the Wango Tango Show from may of this year at dodger stadium (click on picture 1 for a sample). . . . .i know the shots are all from the back. . . but for gods sakes. . . look at that crowd. . . just crazy. . . . . . . that was a hell of a lot of fun. . . and a hell of a lot of people. . . .did i mention simulcast all over the world. . . even got a message from someone who saw it on a jumbotron on the street in Shibuya, Tokyo. . . .click on the gallery for more. . . . .and if you like. . . click on picture 2 for a scan of the backstage credentials for this star studded event. . . the place was lousy with em. . . . . . check it out. . .

    Happy Birthday wishes abundantly dispersed to Nancy Casseus from Bayside, NY, Janet Inzitari from Stamford, CT, Sarah Wright from Eugene, OR, Robert Freitas from Tiverton, RI, Christy Elmore from Pekin, IL, Torrie Pirkle from Winder, GA, Beth Tippin from El Paso, TX, Maayan Aviram from Israel, Ariel Basset, Woodlands, TX, John Barnes from Cheshire, England , Michelle Mccarty from State College, PA, D. Bodnar from West Mifflin, PA and Joshua Brown from Toronto. . .

    And. . . that my friends concludes another broadcast day. . .dont forget about the monthly contest. . . click on the entry button for more information on that. . . . thanks for all of the mail. . . and for Gods sake. . . register to vote if you can. . .

    and. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . thats it. . .see you tomorrow. . .

    love

    goo

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on July 13, 2000 - 12:00am

Hows the water where you live ? . . . man. . . it smells strange to me today. . .i mean. . . i dont drink the stuff from the tap. . .probably wouldnt kill me if i did . . . but id like to assume its O.K. to clean myself with it. . . i dont know . . . just smells funky this morning. . . thats all. . . . . . Welcome to day number 13 of the daily goo. . . .were glad you stopped in for a visit. . . .

So today is July 13th. . . which suggests different things to different folk. . . ya see. . the black cat/salt over the shoulder types. . . theyre afraid to leave the house. . .not me . .nope . .i figure those people are paranoid enough to put a little more care into doing their daily routine. . .just out of genuine fear of the date itself. . .just apply the law of averages. . . were all safer because of them today. . .

Sometimes you just connect. . . .and this one did. . . . Heres all the things you will ever need to know in a neatly organized list. . .this is an excerpt from a letter sent in by Erin Weekes of Camden SC. . . . .

1.) A female ferret will die if she goes into heat and cannot find a mate. 2.) A ducks quack doesnt echo, no one knows why. 3.) On average, 12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents daily! 4.) American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one olive from each salad served in first class. 5.) there are no words in the dictionary that rhyme with orange, purple, and silver. 6.) The very first bomb dropped by the allies on Berlin in WW2 killed the only elephant in the Berlin zoo. 7.) Leonardo Da Vinci invented scissors. It also took him 10 years to paint Mona Lisas lips 8.) The mask used by Michael Myers in the original "Halloween" was actually a captain Kirk mask painted white. 9.) Celery has negative calories, it takes more calories to eat and digest than it has in the first place! 10.) Charlie Chaplin once took third place in a Charlie Chaplin look-alike contest. 11.) Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying!!! okay, thats enough. hope you found this amusing, hope you read it... thanks for all you do :) erin

Thats the kind of reading that makes you well rounded. . . speaking of well rounded. . . . . Johnnys off in Washington d.c. today, hes doing an interview with Ted Kennedy for MTV. . .a corespondent of sorts. . .thatll air soon. . . .well try to let you know when. . . OK?. . . .

Our featured picture set for today is from the Wango Tango Show from may of this year at dodger stadium (click on picture 1 for a sample). . . . .i know the shots are all from the back. . . but for gods sakes. . . look at that crowd. . . just crazy. . . . . . . that was a hell of a lot of fun. . . and a hell of a lot of people. . . .did i mention simulcast all over the world. . . even got a message from someone who saw it on a jumbotron on the street in Shibuya, Tokyo. . . .click on the gallery for more. . . . .and if you like. . . click on picture 2 for a scan of the backstage credentials for this star studded event. . . the place was lousy with em. . . . . . check it out. . .

Happy Birthday wishes abundantly dispersed to Nancy Casseus from Bayside, NY, Janet Inzitari from Stamford, CT, Sarah Wright from Eugene, OR, Robert Freitas from Tiverton, RI, Christy Elmore from Pekin, IL, Torrie Pirkle from Winder, GA, Beth Tippin from El Paso, TX, Maayan Aviram from Israel, Ariel Basset, Woodlands, TX, John Barnes from Cheshire, England , Michelle Mccarty from State College, PA, D. Bodnar from West Mifflin, PA and Joshua Brown from Toronto. . .

And. . . that my friends concludes another broadcast day. . .dont forget about the monthly contest. . . click on the entry button for more information on that. . . . thanks for all of the mail. . . and for Gods sake. . . register to vote if you can. . .

and. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . thats it. . .see you tomorrow. . .

love

goo

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